SUPERDUTYTOUGHWORK

Gregory Isaacs

2012-02-28T09:10:00.002-08:00

Over Joe Gibbs production

Run it...

The Streets Are Watching

2012-02-28T09:00:00.000-08:00

Better watermark that shit plehbwoy cuz thas like your intellectualistic property and shit.

O.G Triple O.G Duckface

2012-02-28T08:58:00.002-08:00

I'm tired of these kids forgetting about the true pioneers of this shit.

OBLVN Show at Klughaus

2012-02-27T09:39:00.000-08:00

For all the when, where, why stuff click below:

KLUGHAUS

SDTW Facebook Ads

2012-02-25T13:35:00.000-08:00

This and the "Do you wanna be a dub step technician?" ad pop up the most on my page.

Ridin'

2012-02-25T13:33:00.000-08:00

SDTW Approves: Fresh Paint

2012-02-22T09:05:00.001-08:00

When it comes to paint we here at the SDTW offices prefer to keep that shit Murikan' i.e Rusto, AA, and Painter's Touch. Nothing wrong with that fancy paint except it's $7 a can and you can't Houdini it.

Fresh Paint is filling the void. It's only $2.95 a can and most of the colors we've used work cover really well.

Their palette is now up to 30 colors.

Put that in your spray pipe and smoke it FRESH PAINT

?

2012-02-22T08:54:00.000-08:00

People will act a donkey in front of their laptop camera for 15 seconds of fame juice.

That being said this lil Anne Hathaway stunt double retard could in fact get it.

The Home Town

2012-02-18T22:27:00.001-08:00

Carnage NYC Issue #2

2012-02-18T22:20:00.000-08:00

This one looks proper.

Get one...

CARANAGE NYC

Finally...

2012-02-17T14:37:00.000-08:00

A movie I can really relate to.

Oh We Out Here Cuh

2012-02-17T10:49:00.001-08:00

My People (Part 14)

2012-02-17T10:16:00.000-08:00

Note: This counts as a "my people" , but just for clarification my people just means Caucasians not Jewish ginger afro'd slam dunk warriors.

You Gonna Suck It Or Not?

2012-02-16T19:36:00.000-08:00

Killa never disappoints.

Throwback Thursdays

2012-02-16T11:46:00.000-08:00

When life was lovely.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #7

2012-02-16T11:40:00.000-08:00

I consider this Diet Shurt Feelings. I'm busy and this shit don't pay the bills.

Deal with it.

How about this guys? I D.A.R.E you to make one seasonal drop where you don't use a logo flip.

(Insert Jadakiss laugh here)

Easy there Raphael. Why you look so scared blood? Dude looks like streetwear's version of The Great Mouse Detective

Again, we are presented with a t-shirt that boldly states a phrase that is in fact not even a phrase. Swag your nuts? How does one "swag" nuts? This looks like a shirt you would put on before going to toilet paper someone's house.

This is Weezy's new skate line called Trukfit. Each tee shirt comes with a free suicide. You used to be man!

Ay girl, you smoke?

2012-02-14T22:54:00.000-08:00

"I can't just go home and chill and smoke."\

Watch in a new window HERE

Rusto

2012-02-13T10:04:00.000-08:00

Keep all that fancy shit for the pope.

Jank moded:

GETNLOOSE

CHLLNGR

2012-02-13T09:52:00.000-08:00

Really stoked that music videos are going more and more towards animation. I can only take so many "dramtic" smoking weed, fat ass, riding bikes whilst rapping videos.

Surfing or Tennis?

2012-02-13T09:47:00.000-08:00

Neither dude looks out of place.

Durags In The News: Grammy's

2012-02-12T21:30:00.000-08:00

Pink ragged solider up in every living room in America.

Cape flowing.

Incase yeeen ain't know

Durag Rap Vol.1

&

Durag Rap Vol.2

By SDTW and IMNOTATOY

Disco Devil

2012-02-12T21:15:00.000-08:00

Dude was the first punk rocker as far I'm concerned.

He's also crazier than a shit house rat, but most of the good ones are.

Bro

2012-02-12T09:48:00.001-08:00

I bet "getting ass kicked by homie in the wheel chair" was not on your amateur robbery to do list.

Augustus Pablo

2012-02-10T10:04:00.000-08:00

Friday music

Right HERE

Get At Me

2012-02-09T17:49:00.000-08:00

Chillen in Chile...

2012-02-09T13:46:00.000-08:00

Can The Guy Get A Fucking Pepsi

2012-02-08T11:36:00.000-08:00

Skate Mental

2012-02-07T23:12:00.001-08:00

Say it with your chest!

Get That Shit

Graphic Design

2012-02-07T20:42:00.001-08:00

D-League team with A-List graphic design.

Dilla

2012-02-07T20:40:00.000-08:00

I was never really into Slum Village, but I still listen to "Donuts" quite a bit.

Rest In Peace

Enjoy Donuts

This How We Hannelin' Hoes

2012-02-07T20:33:00.001-08:00

That's yo bitch, player.

Gettin it!

SDTW Classics

2012-02-05T12:07:00.000-08:00

Let's take a trip down memory lane.

SDTW Originals Only

Y Skary

2012-02-04T14:27:00.000-08:00

The homie from down under bringing the thunder.

The Pied Piper

2012-02-04T14:25:00.001-08:00

Shouts to Tobler

She So Hood?

2012-02-04T14:24:00.000-08:00

Who the fuck is myst?

2012-02-02T11:39:00.000-08:00

Who the fuck cares?

Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 Coming Soon Part 2

2012-01-31T21:05:00.001-08:00

Came across this gem, but it is post 99'.

Still so good.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #6

2012-01-31T20:19:00.000-08:00

Tuck Fuesdays son.

It goes:

Pick t shirt. Explain how cool it is.

Explain to me why this is a thing?

The fuck is wrong with your brain. Let me get this straight so this graphic is a hot chick in sunglasses who is in a strip club (indoors with sunglasses on mind you) staring at some other loser chick stripping and you're watching her watch the stripper? Am I missing something? Oh and b tee dubs, cute v-neck bro! You totally don't look like you're in heavy rape mode or anything.

I debated with myself on picking this one because for it to work you have to admit that you know what Mac Miller is. I in fact, know what it is. Congrats guys, you've made me want to kill myself now.

This shirt is fucking sickey sickersons. It's like a Slayer tee, but instead it says PLAYER. I guess that's one of the perks of being an assistant manager at Hot Topic. You get first dibs on anything that is awesome and will help you get a crazy unsatisfactory hand job from the new girl cause you told her you could buy her and her high school friends 4Lokos after you get off your shift.

Did you not read your own shirt? Everybody eats! That means eat you too, plehbwoy. It says you, yes you, are allowed to eat. Go get a sandwich b. Treat yourself to something other than Coke Zero for once. You have the shirt's blessing.

This is not a phrase.

For more amazing graphic tees go to KARMALOOP

P for Prez...

2012-01-31T11:07:00.000-08:00

3:28 killing it.

THENNNNN

I took a peek down at the comments and came across this gem:

SO THENNNNNNNNNN

I looked to see what kind of media this king was producing and came across this video of some toy in the woods painting a "wall" of Saran Wrap between two trees. Talk about sticking to what you know, I fucking hate saran wrap.

PUNCHLINE

Rihanna Doesn't Have A Good Relationship With Her Father

2012-01-30T21:07:00.001-08:00

And not to bust stones, but it is a five head.

I know, I know that's splitting hairs.

Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 Coming Soon

2012-01-30T10:48:00.000-08:00

SDTW and our bruhs at IMNOTATOY and THEKIDMERO are almost done getting this 90's east coast mix done.

No occult NY chopped n screwed faux trap lean rap business allowed.

Taking it back to that hockey jersey and hoody rap-izms.

Yadda mean?

RIP Winston Riley

2012-01-26T10:35:00.000-08:00

Winston Riley was shot in the head at his home in Jamaica in November of last year. He eventually passed away on January 19th.

Winston produced so many good songs it would be impossible to really even cover them all.

But I think "Ring The Alarm" is probably his most important tune.

Run it.

LargeUp has a nice tribute up with 10 of his best productions.

Dat Balloon

2012-01-25T09:45:00.001-08:00

Strap In Ladies

2012-01-25T09:44:00.001-08:00

It's gonna be a rough one.

Sup Dawg

2012-01-24T11:31:00.001-08:00

How To Get On SDTW 101

2012-01-24T11:29:00.000-08:00

First and foremost, it's really not that hard nor is it even something to be proud of to be posted on SDTW, but here's how to do it since I get a bagillion infinity emails that go something like this:

"Yo SDTW- Sup dawg? Ur shit is mad jokes man. Yo post our new video that I made on my Auntzs iMac. We wuz gunna get like the homie that knows Keak Da Sneak to get to be like in it but couldnt and shit. But like thanks 4 posting it dawg."

Probably not the best approach kids.

Here's a better way.

I got an email from this dude Emil. He's from Sweden or some shit.

He said that he just made a video with Sadat X and wasn't sure how to get it out there and thought maybe if I liked it that I could possibly post it.

Now in my mind I'm like, ahhh shit this European dude just got took for a bunch of money by a 90's rapper cause he was star struck (no offense its just really common). Like right now Das FX could get 7 g's to play one set in Bulgaria. Google it bro.

Anyways, here is the important part:

I don't give a shit about Sadat X, rap, or dudes from Sweden. The dude just made a really well shot video and simply sent a normal ass email.

That's it. Sometimes we get it, sometimes we don't. Simple as that.

We are more than happy to post good shit from our readers. This ain't no serious business.

Sadat X - Remember That from Love Strandell on Vimeo.

Prestigious Knowledge Show Is Coming (Part 2)

2012-01-24T10:58:00.000-08:00

Released two little somethings from the world's worst podcast show that no one has ever heard of.

Check the SoundCloud page for a little preview.

PRESTIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE TEASERS

Shit Drake Says

2012-01-24T10:51:00.000-08:00

It gets funnier towards the end.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #5

2012-01-23T12:25:00.000-08:00

I have 10 minutes before I leave to work. We'll see if this works.

Pick a shirt. Discuss its graphical merits.

Let's go.

Oh word? Columbus was lost. Well let's see if history is as kind to you. If a few hundreds years passes and we start celebrating "Stupid Looking Asian Guy Wearing Glasses" Day. If that happens. I will publicly apologize.

You know what's "cray" homie? Trying to front like you're hard when you're too shook to even wear a t shirt with a swear word on it. How f*cking cray is that?

You again blood. Fuck man. What is it this time? Oh God (puts face into hands). Dawg. I repeat. Dawg. What are the Feds listening to exactly? The fapping sounds of you jerking off to Pornhub clips? Your studio apartment neighbors already have that line tapped son.

First off, how did you get Joakim Noah to model this shit during the truncated NBA season? Secondly, what in the fuck does this mean? You diamond heart haters? Well, fuck if we're just making up non sense lemme do one then.

I 8===> Pop Tarts

I know you don't always wear terrible t-shirts but when you do...wait, yeah you do. You actually, in fact, get paid to do so. Why do you got sunglasses on? You hoping we'll just think you're blind and assume your homies played a cruel joke on you by dressing you up in that stupid t-shirt? Fuck outta here.

Ahem.....Owwwlllllll bet you thought that tattoo looked a lot cooler in your head than it actually does in real life Dimitri. Now if you would, please look mysteriously to your left.

If you want any of these tees they are luckily still available at KARMALOOP

SDTW Just Waiting To Sell Out

2012-01-20T16:32:00.000-08:00

If you are a shitty t-shirt brand, real famous website, store, terrible aspiring rapper, or band that kind of sounds like Joy Division but with a modern twist.....

Please feel free to hit us at the corporate email located to the right. We will gladly add a banner on our site for the right price. By price we mean U.S currency not an envelope full of stickers or dank nugz.

SOPA IS FOR ASSHOLES

2012-01-18T00:56:00.000-08:00

This is not a political issue.

This is real simple.

Hollywood/Media companies are paying also know as "lobbying" Congress to pass two bills SOPA and PIPA both are meant to make it harder for foreign sites to pirate movies, music, programs, etc. Fair enough.

BUT......

The bills are written in a way that basically gives Congress some real big brother type power. They already have laws to protect copyright infringement. PIPA already passed, but it could be delayed.

Half of the sites in our blog roll including SDTW could be blacked out for numerous reasons without any warning or ability to get them unblocked.

All you have to do is type your first, last name, zip code, and email. It's through Google so the shit is safe.

It's on the right hand side.

CLICK HERE
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Who is Rio Maximo? SDTW Events Calendar

2012-01-17T10:29:00.000-08:00

SDTW has a new member in its gang.

Goes by the name Rio Maximo.

You prolly didn't even notice.

But for all you loyal readers out there just know that we have a tougher try-out process than the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Nah mean.

Anyways, 2012 is shaping up to be a cool year for SDTW.

We got

- rap mixes coming out with IMNOTATOY
- those HellAmerica Freedumb hats dropping
- Prestigious Knowledge podcast show (myself and THEKIDMERO)
- and whatever the fuck else this year holds

Thanks to all the people that send emails and shit.

Keep tuning in.

Meanwhile in 2003...

2012-01-17T10:16:00.000-08:00

SDTW Real Headlines

2012-01-17T09:58:00.000-08:00

This should probably be My People #14 but I'll let Real Headlines have it.

Bungee jumping?

Why?

Juice Man

2012-01-17T09:55:00.000-08:00

O.J has gone from murder to cat burglar to Larry David.

Love it.

Nicki Minaj

2012-01-17T09:48:00.000-08:00

Its gott'sta suck when your face has to be photoshopped in real life.

Nugz Bro

2012-01-17T09:43:00.001-08:00

Nugz have the ability to turn anyone into a professor.

Legends Never Die

2012-01-14T12:03:00.000-08:00

Mitchy Mitch with comedy-izms

SDTW Lookbooks Are For Assholes (Jessica Clark)

2012-01-13T11:43:00.000-08:00

Many moons ago some Aussie folks asked me to pontificate if you will on this Jessica Clark chick. All I knew at the time was that she was Australian and had face tattoos. I chose not to post about her because I thought it was a mere fart in the ever changing winds of the internet. I assumed she was something that would pass shortly. She didn't.

Fast forward a whole year later and now she is very famous for ahem.....drum roll please.......having face tattoos. That's it. Not having face tattoos and being a great writer or fashion wunderkind. Nope. Just for taking pictures of herself with her face tattoos and wearing streetwear hats and t shirts. That's it.

This made her social media very popular apparently and she has used this popularity not to make money, but to get free American snapbacks and hoodies and more face tattoos.

Cue this:

(breathes deeply)

She is so "infamous" now that o.g triple oh geez The Hundreds made her a model in their look book.

Let's go to scoreboard Tom!

Things That My Terrible Face Tattoos Got Me:

- Internet hype
- Loads of snack backs, mate
- A free trip to L.A (not really a thing)
- No possible way of getting a proper job at all
- A "modeling" job in a look book

That all sounds like the best trade ever.

I'm not mad at her or The Pennies.

They didn't reblog her a bagillion times. Well, I'm sure she re-blogged her own vain cell phone portraits until they went viral, but AFTER that the blame goes to all of the 17 year old retarded girls from all over the world that think rap music is real and that tattoos are some weird sort of female empowerment.

It would be short sighted to just rip on her and the whole nine. What's that gonna do? We tried that with Kreayshawn and look how that turned out. Still here, still bumming you out, DAILY.

Why do kids think this shit is cool? Seriously? Someone please email, tweet, shout at me on the street why this is something that is fashionable, relevant, trending, good or anything of value.

I'm just spit wadding here but I'm going to attempt to guess what her face tattoos mean:

- Phoenix

Probably her kid's name. Nothing says Mommy loves you like a face tattoo that prevents her from getting a normal job. I've never tried feeding my kid a snapback or a hoodie. Maybe I'm missing the train on that one.

- Sepitedal? Sepidermal?

I can't even read that one. Always good when you can't actually read the script. Also it's a really good idea to let some "bogan" from Queensland who has been tattooing for all of 2 1/2 years zap your face with illegible script. Shot in the dark, but I'm guessing that word is Latin for something deep and profound?

The problem with Latin script tattoos is that it basically means you're a HUGE asshole. Because you're making people struggle to read a word from a DEAD language on purpose. On fucking PURPOSE! You purposely create the trap of "Oh, what does that mean?" Which then allows you (the asshole in this scenario) the chance to gloat for 10 seconds while you explain the Latin translation of the word from a language you and NO ONE IN THE WORLD even speaks.

- Conscious

What in the fuck? Conscious? I'm getting dizzy.

Anyways, again this chick probably gets a lot of hate mail and stuff and really she's just trying to do what a lot of younger people are doing. Get gratification INSTANTLY. Not a week from now. Not a month from now. Not a year from now. NOW! Fuck school, fuck learning a trade/skill, fuck learning from mistakes, I want to listen to rap music, take pictures of myself and get face tattoos.

I know SDTW is never really serious, but please kids, ask someone to give you a hug or some shit. Don't go all in using your face as some shop's apprentice's permanent sketch pad.

Life is hard, but don't make it even harder by putting some shit on your face.

SDTW Photoshop Skillz Drake Common Beef Edition

2012-01-13T10:20:00.000-08:00

The only good thing that will come from this "beef" is that young inner city black males are going to start learning photoshop.

WorldStar of David....

2012-01-13T09:53:00.000-08:00

Looks like someone finally listened to my prayers. From the window, to the wailing wall....

Nailed it...

2012-01-12T14:46:00.001-08:00

SDTW Is A Rap Crystal Ball

2012-01-11T22:47:00.000-08:00

Rap is predictable.

I bet you $20 bucks and a Jansport dudes are gonna start sounding like this again.

The Cenobites were Kool Keith and Godfather Don.

Pressed up by the short lived but amazing Fondle Em' Records

CENOBITES LP

Incase you doubt....

Shouts to Lord Scotch for reminding bout this

Sorry Graffiti...

2012-01-10T15:49:00.000-08:00

It was never supposed to be like this. Just hang tough for 11 months, I know you can do it. The pain will be over soon. I promise.

I'd still tax the baddest bitch...

2012-01-10T15:24:00.001-08:00

even though she looks like she has that 99% bank account thing going on

thanks B

I Heart The Internets

2012-01-10T09:34:00.000-08:00

I have this conversation with Baby Powders at least once a week.

SDTW Wave Ridahs

2012-01-09T23:11:00.000-08:00

This is what happens when you try and ride our wave son.

Don't play yourself.

Classic Hits Trailer

2012-01-09T23:03:00.000-08:00

Best 70's footage I've ever seen.

Snaked from

GETNLOOSE

SDTW Tech Support

2012-01-07T10:56:00.000-08:00

Have a problem with one of our products?

SDTW Tech Support is always ready to assist you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Call 1-888-GET-THEFUCKOUTTAHERE

SDTW Hats

2012-01-06T16:01:00.001-08:00

Coming December 21, 2012. Accepting pre-orders now.

SDTW Never Forgets

2012-01-05T12:42:00.000-08:00

Don't ever forget this....

We always out here.

Always.

9/11 that.

HD Bearfaced

2012-01-05T12:02:00.000-08:00

I'll give this 5 "internet" minutes before it's on Fader Mag and dude gets a video sponsored by a streetwear brand.

Factual cynicism aside it's a really good song.

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

2012-01-03T13:33:00.000-08:00

If you're 17 years old, I probably fucking hate you.

SDTW Balls Of Steel

2012-01-03T12:15:00.000-08:00

Penn State is going to be easier to get into that Everest Community College next year.

2012... Worlds still fucked

2012-01-03T10:53:00.000-08:00

I Heart The Internets

2011-12-30T11:06:00.001-08:00

Let em know son.

SDTW I Heart iChats

2011-12-30T10:59:00.000-08:00

Important matters are discussed at our corporate offices every day.

Hell On Earth 2K11

2011-12-29T09:19:00.000-08:00

Trash can fire rap.

SDTW Approves: The Flop Box

2011-12-27T11:13:00.000-08:00

I've been meaning to add duke to the blog roll, but shit moves slow round here. Mainly cause this shit pays me zero infinity dollars.

Anyways, if you fucks with zines and you specifically fucks with good ones then you prolly know bout The Flop Box.

If you don't then you're welcome.

Check em out

THE FLOP BOX

The Girl With The Drake Tattoo

2011-12-26T09:19:00.000-08:00

Drizzy

The Prestigious Knowledge Show Is Coming

2011-12-26T09:17:00.000-08:00

I'm not making any other proclamations at this point.

All I can guarantee is that myself and Mero will be dropping the first episode of Prestigious Knowledge by NYE.

No one is safe.

Free Lil Boosie

2011-12-21T22:07:00.000-08:00

Whether real or fake......

I agree.

Just in time for XMAS...

2011-12-21T10:58:00.000-08:00

the perfect toy for your favorite toy

Bay Life

2011-12-21T08:58:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since I've watched these.

Classics.

Still waiting for that full length to drop Tre.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #4

2011-12-20T12:19:00.000-08:00

Xmas comes early.

I didn't even feel like doing this, but since it's nearly Xmas and I'm not giving you shit and YOU ungrateful motherfucks certainly didn't get me anything I will just be the bigger person and do some shurt feelings for yall. Just so you know I am starting this at 11:51 a.m on some timed shit.

You know the drilly.

Pick a shirt. Say some shit.

Why is her butt hole covered? I ask that because just by looking at you dude, I am 1000 percent sure that you like buttholes. Specifically, butt holes. Good thing 10 Deep covered up her "icky" pussy. Don't want to look at that thing, do ya guy?

Yeah, I watched Cocaine Cowboys too dawg. Guess what? At no point during the movie did I whip out my phone and go "Lemme see if someone made a drug dealer graphic tee that allows me to visually express my drug documentary cinema collection?" You know why? Cause I'm not an asshole that thinks I can trick people into thinking I'm a bad ass by wearing a t shirt with a bad ass on it. Using that logic, when I see some fat fuck wearing a Flash shirt I shouldn't challenge him to a foot race? Dumb.

Again with the money! It isn't old or young and it certainly does not need to come home and rest its fucking eyes. Why is it that people always want to proclaim their financial status on a FUCKING T SHIRT? It makes a lot more sense to make said proclamation by having a nice car, house, a tailored suit, fancy watch and consensual sex with women that are visibly out of your league. Just saying. People will pick up the hint with those social cues. Not so much with the plastisol printed tee.

This is way too fucking vague bruh. Don't trust anyone? How about don't trust any light skinned'd black dudes with goatees? That makes a lot more sense to me. I certainly don't think everyone has to be included in your "trust" issues. I wouldn't trust you to sell me incense if you want my opinion.

Hood passes are something black people made up to trick other races into feeling more comfortable hanging around, so that said person would pay for things like dutches, chips, and Arizona Iced Teas.

Also, the look on your face is saying that you are not so sure if you have earned this "pass" as you call it. Let's test this theory out. Go to the Bronx and count the number of people that laugh at you before you order a cab. Divide that number by 2 and that will give you an accurate number to gauge your hoodness.

Finally, a shirt that isn't a complete lie. Yeah, you a cyber freak alright plehbwoy. I bet you get really freaky on there too. Probably friend request mad hoes and then try and status update some lyrics from a band you saw in her music favorites section on some subliminal shit. I bet if you do convince one of those poor girls to "meet up IRL?" for chai tea or whatever simp fuck shit idea you concoct you finna wear your best J's and get the matching scrunchie for your Tomala Favuso lookin ass pony tail.

The only way you are going to get your dick tugged wearing that shirt is if you get it stuck in a chinese finger trap.

End time 12:13 pm.

Boom.

You Got Served?

2011-12-17T12:20:00.001-08:00

SDTW Real Headlines

2011-12-17T12:12:00.000-08:00

Well start breaking bread then motherfucker in the GOLD ASS HAT WITH MATCHING ICED OUT SCEPTER.

How you gonna talk about poor people with a fucking scepter in your hand?

A mother + fucking scepter, son.

SEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

First I Pop A Wheely, Then I Lose My Bitch

2011-12-16T19:44:00.000-08:00

I can't think of anything lamer than street bikes. I'd rather rollerblade in a rainbow thong than ride a street bike.

OBLVN Drugs Crime Magic Tee

2011-12-16T18:58:00.000-08:00

These will be gone in a week.

For those that know. Then you already know.

Buy one here:

DRUGS CRIME MAGIC TEE

***update link fixed
Check out more from OBLVN

Grey PVC

2011-12-16T14:25:00.000-08:00

Taken from Grey's facebook.

Don't ask how or why I came across that, but I thought it was funny.

RIP Mitch Hedberg

2011-12-16T14:23:00.000-08:00

Still bummed this dude isn't on Earth.

SDTW Skin Farts

2011-12-16T14:21:00.000-08:00

Urrrryyyyy once in a while I'll try (keyword try) and make an effort to pontificate on tattoos or skin farts that are deserving of extra attention. It's not even really on the radar, but if you're gonna force me to look at the shit I'm at least gonna holler with 2 cents. Spend it however you want.

Here we go....

Well if it isn't Deebra Chopra herself.

Clearly, you must be a very deep thinking 19 year old. There must be so much meditation occurring in your daily life.

The cross of contemplation that you bear must weigh on your brow. Things like having to get all wax poetical about which Fleet Foxes song is truly the BEST must be immensely draining on your chi. You demand balance and symmetry in your mind and body, but how could you tell that to the world? How could you possibly show people on a daily basis that you are an edgy alt thinking wünder monk?

Bingo!

Never mind that it looks like the worst spider web in the history of life. Also don't worry about when you're not standing in the prayer pose for that whole fucking mess to even make sense.

Maybe I'm being too hard on you. You just wanted people to know that you have the fashion sense of skinheaded Debbie Gibson but the mind of a monk. Can monks have dubstep on their i-phones? What does Buddah say about Skrillex?

Fair enough, but if you're gonna go monk go full monk and light yourself on fire cause that shit is raping my mind and is giving me a solid migraine.

SDTW Fell Off

2011-12-16T14:17:00.000-08:00

Nah.

I moved cribs. Working my slave job. Being a dad. And no internet.

Shit will resume soon enough.

Shouts to the man Baby Powders for holding some solid content down.

Truth...

2011-12-12T18:11:00.001-08:00

Speaking of spray science...

2011-12-12T17:27:00.000-08:00

Here's an interview with Jurne

Graff Purge

2011-12-12T12:03:00.000-08:00

Random bits of spray.

Wettest In The Building

2011-12-12T11:45:00.000-08:00

So nice I had to post it twice.

This is a game changer. My dude right here basically circumvented the whole process of hard work to achieve greatness.

My man is the incarnate of Birdman's palm rubbing.

Things you should note:

- Dog pulling on the god's robe
- Cartier frames
- P-no in the background (who has p-no's on dvd anymore?)
- Whisper verses
- Sprinkler dance (that's what I'm calling it, not sure if that is correct)
- Out of the pocket metaphors for things that are wet i.e skiprock

Special shout out to the homie Nick McPherson

SDTW Video of the Year

2011-12-09T09:47:00.000-08:00

Video of the year,hands down. Game Over.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #3

2011-12-07T11:19:00.000-08:00

If I was smart and less apathetic I could make this feature into its own blog then turn said blog into a book deal. Then I would sell "ad space" in the form of the shirts by the brands I made fun on some subversive marketing shit.

After that I would take all that guap and transform myself into a pretty decent little coked up name dropper that would frequent parties in both LA and NY and try to explain to my friends that Pharrell is actually really cool in real life. I mean seriously, dude is hella down to earth.

BUT....

Instead, SDTW will remain semi-unknown and a blogspot and only appreciated by a few thousand stoners and the occasional wigger.

I digress...

Back to the fucking game.

Pick a shirt and say some shit about why it gives me a headache.

You might think that only white people are going to where a shirt so turrrible, but hold that thought cause mad Donald Glover slash Nick Cannon bruhs out there will cop this shit just to confuse naive whites into thinking they are trying to be ironic with the soft tee, but with a possible criminal background history. In other words this is a shirt you would see on an audience member in a Chappelle Show re-rerun at 3 a.m.

Nothing says o.g triple o.g like a faux-distressed vintage soft hand discharge water based soy ink Public Enemy tee shirt. Public Enemy is not some timeless band that your parents played in car rides to soccer practice. P.E was a group that you would only discover from someone's older brother (not mine, my brother fucked with U2, daily). Also at $35 dollars the only power you're gonna be fighting is the utilities company when you can't pay your studio apt electricity bill because you spent almost 50 bucks to try and look like you're older than 23.

When did they have the contest for worst thing ever? If they wanted me to know about said contest they should have bought ad space on Huffington Post. You might be like "Man, why you making fun of a little kindygardeners (that's how you spell it) drawing, dawg?"

Well, first off I'm jealous of you because you don't have the displeasure of knowing who the fuck Basquiat was and secondly, this was done by an adult and shown to people high on cocaine and AIDS in the 80's and now every time some asshole wants to sound like they know some "art shit" they bring up this dude's name.

Being good at keg stands is like being good at the yo-yo. Also, it turns out that this "beer" that all the college kids are so infatuated with is readily available at this store called THEWHOLEFUCKINGWORLD. You wanna impress me? Go to Ethiopia and be a cab driver and show those mother fuckers how we drive. J/K shout out to all my non-existent Ethiopian readers imagining what the internet is.

For people too cheap to find an ironic holiday sweater, but want to pay $35 to go to an ironic sweater party? That scenario is 100% impossible to even understand. It's like DMX not on drugs. I looked to see if there was a size option that said "false" cause this shit can't be real.

Give this to someone you hate.

SDTW Real Headlines

2011-12-05T10:47:00.001-08:00

Libraries are for durags and free internet access.